600+ Best Student Comments for Report Cards

Some parents want to comment on their children’s report cards, but they don’t have suitable comments for those report cards. Therefore, we are providing you with the best bundle of various types of student comments for report cards that could be noticeable.

Here are various types of comments for students that could be commented on his report cards, and parents can do his insults through these comments.

So let’s know about these various comments and use them.

Best Student Comments for Report Cards

• Honey, where are the adoption papers?
• I won’t sign your report card, but I will sign you go back to adoption center papers
• It’s just one B, Mom! – Oldest’s last words
• Let me get a pen. Once in a lifetime comes back with a shoe
• Mom, it was just one B. Mom: No, it’s just one beat
• Of course, let me get a pen. Heads to the adoption center
• Where are the adoption papers?
• Oh, let’s see how smart my baby is! Sees all subjects failed but notices straight A’s
• Once, a middle child was the youngest – Old legend
• Well, at least you’re not failing English had me dead
• Grades according to parents:
  • A: Alright, you’re safe
  • B: Belt for you
  • C: (Kill)
  • D: Disowned/Dead
  • F: Fluffy (Fifth gear)
• The middle child was once the youngest
• At least the middle child wasn’t mistaken for the youngest’s friend
• At least the middle child wasn’t ignored this time
• Mom thinks F is for fantastic
• B for Beating
• Being the oldest child: You have to be able to do everything
• As the middle child, I can confirm we do this just to get some recognition
• As a middle child: No, just no. As long as the school didn’t call home, no one cared
• As the youngest, I get away with way more but still get roasted for a B
• As the oldest child, I can confirm this is true
• As an only child, I can assure you I am all three
• As the youngest child, I resonate with the middle child on a spiritual level
• At least she didn’t ignore the middle child this time
• At least the middle child isn’t being ignored anymore
• The oldest gets one B, and the dad immediately shows it to the mom
• Middle child: Straight A’s, response: Good
• Youngest: Terrible grades, response: Good job, sweetie
• Grades for the youngest child:
  • A: Albert Einstein’s level
  • B: Brilliant
  • C: Clever
  • D: Delightful
  • F: Fantastic!!!
• Where’s the rest of the marks? – Dad after a 99.98% score
• Mom, I got 92%. Mom: In my eyes, you are a failure
• At least the middle child wasn’t ignored this time
• If the youngest child got expelled, the mom would still find an excuse for them
• As an Asian kid, I swear this is relatable
• As the oldest child, even one mistake feels like the end of the world
• Middle child: Gets a 98% average. No praise. Youngest: 70% with help, gets extra snacks
• As the youngest child, my mom would kill me for a B
• At least the middle child got noticed this time
• At least the middle child wasn’t ignored entirely
• As the middle child, I never received this kind of treatment
• Mom loves the oldest the most
• Being the middle child is so hard. No one cares even when you excel
• As the oldest, I always felt the pressure to be perfect
• As the middle child, I just leave my report cards open. No one even looks at them
• As the youngest, I wonder why I never get blamed for anything
• If I ever have kids, I’ll never be this strict. A’s and C’s are fine
• As a middle child, I resonate deeply with this
• Middle child: Achieves high grades to gain any form of appreciation
• The middle child was once the baby of the family
• The youngest gets a participation trophy for failing, and the middle child gets ignored for succeeding.

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General Comments for Report Cards

• The youngest gets celebrated for existing, while the oldest gets blamed for everything.
• Middle child: Gets a perfect score. Mom: Who are you again?
• Oldest child: Misses one assignment. Mom: You’re a disgrace to the family
• Middle child: Scores a 95. Mom: Why not 100? Youngest: Scores a 50. Mom: Wow, baby, I’m so proud
• Middle child: Tries to show a trophy. Mom: Moves it aside to see the youngest’s doodle
• The youngest gets a reward for cleaning one dish. The oldest cleans the entire house and gets yelled at for missing a spot
• As a middle child, I don’t even bother showing my report card. Nobody cares
• Middle child: Scores perfectly in math. Mom: Is that all?
• Youngest: Misses every test. Mom: At least you tried, honey
• As the youngest, I am always compared to my older siblings but never held accountable
• As the oldest, I get blamed for my siblings’ mistakes too
• Middle child: Does everything right. Mom: I didn’t even notice
• The oldest child gets lectured for a B. The youngest gets a new phone for a C
• Middle child syndrome is real. We get ignored for literally everything
• The youngest is always the golden child, even with terrible grades
• As a middle child, I can confirm my parents barely remember my school events
• Being the oldest means your childhood is just unpaid parenting practice
• Middle child: Straight A’s. Mom: Meh. Youngest: Fails. Mom: Wow, you’re amazing
• The youngest child could burn the house down, and mom would still say it was an accident
• As the oldest, I have to fix the youngest’s messes and still get blamed
• Middle child: Scores top marks. No one notices
• The oldest gets lectured for small mistakes; the youngest gets away with everything.
• As the middle child, I just gave up trying to impress my parents
• The youngest gets cheered on for being average, while the oldest is pressured to be perfect
• As a middle child, I’m used to getting no recognition
• The youngest could do the bare minimum and still get praised like a genius
• As the oldest, I have to set the example, even when it’s unfair
• Middle child: Breaks a world record. Parents: Oh, that’s nice
• The youngest gets sympathy for a broken pencil; the oldest gets scolded for being tired
• As a middle child, I feel invisible 90% of the time
• The youngest gets a participation ribbon, and the oldest gets grounded for a B+
• Being the middle child is being the family ghost
• The oldest is the trial run, the middle is forgotten, and the youngest gets spoiled.
• Middle child: Wins a Nobel Prize. Mom: Did you take out the trash?
• The youngest doesn’t even try and still gets treated like a star
• As a middle child, I could disappear for days, and no one would notice
• Oldest: Overachieves but still gets criticized. Youngest: Barely tries and gets rewarded
• Middle child: Gets straight A’s. Parents: Silence
• The youngest sneezes, and mom is ready to call the doctor
• Middle child: Achieves something amazing. Parents: Is dinner ready yet?
• The oldest gets grounded for a bad grade; the youngest gets ice cream for trying.
• As a middle child, I can confirm we exist solely as a backup plan
• The youngest gets praised for mediocrity; the middle gets ignored for excellence
• Oldest: Has to be the role model. Youngest: Gets to be carefree
• Middle child: Perfect attendance, top grades. Parents: Crickets
• As a middle child, I know my place in the family hierarchy: last
• The youngest always gets the spotlight, no matter what
• Oldest: High standards to meet. Middle: Overlooked. Youngest: Pampered
• Middle child: I got a full scholarship! Mom: Oh, good for you. Now, what about the youngest?
• As the oldest, I’m expected to be perfect, but the youngest gets to make all the mistakes.
• Middle child: Wins an award. Parents: When’s dinner?
• The youngest could fail every subject and still get a pizza party
• Oldest child: Works hard, gets ignored. Youngest child: Does nothing, gets praised
• Middle child: Struggles to get attention. Youngest: Cries for 5 minutes and gets everything
• Oldest child: Has to set an example. Middle child: Who even cares? Youngest: Gets away with everything
• Middle child: Always overshadowed by the older sibling’s successes
• The youngest can break something and get a hug. The oldest gets grounded for sneezing
• As the middle child, I’ve learned not to expect praise; it’s just not going to happen
• The youngest can do no wrong in the eyes of our parents
• Middle child: Does all the chores. Oldest: Still gets more praise
• As the oldest, I have to show the way. Middle child: Does the right thing and still gets overlooked
• The youngest is always getting praised for their “potential,” but I’ve been ignored for years
• Middle child: Gets good grades, and works hard. Parents: ‘Oh, that’s nice’
• The oldest gets scolded for the smallest mistake, but the youngest gets away with anything
• As the middle child, I’ve learned to just do things for myself because no one else will notice
• The youngest can’t even tie their shoes and still gets a trophy
• Middle child: Makes a small mistake. Parents: You know better! Youngest: Makes the same mistake. Parents: Oh, sweetie, it’s okay
• As the oldest, I feel like my success is expected, while the youngest is celebrated for any achievement
• Middle child: Does something extraordinary. Parents: “Who wants ice cream?”
• The youngest can make a mess and still get praised for being “cute”
• Oldest child: Has to take care of everything, but the youngest can sit back and relax
• Middle child: Works twice as hard to get noticed. Youngest: Does nothing, gets everything
• The youngest always gets the benefit of the doubt, while the oldest is constantly questioned
• Oldest: Breaks a dish. Parents: “Why are you so careless?” Youngest: Breaks ten things. Parents: “It’s okay, you’re just a little clumsy!”
• As the middle child, I often feel like a footnote in the family narrative
• The youngest gets a high five for coloring inside the lines, and the oldest gets a lecture for a mistake
• As the oldest, my role is to be a guide, but I’ve never really guided myself
• Middle child: Does something good. Parents: Oh, nice. Youngest: Does something bad. Parents: “Aww, you’re still learning!”
• The youngest gets every new toy, while the oldest has to deal with the hand-me-downs.
• Oldest: Expected to be the leader. Youngest: Allowed to just enjoy life
• Middle child: Always working hard but never gets the same attention as the youngest
• The youngest makes a mess and gets a cookie. The oldest cleans and gets lectured
• As the middle child, I can confirm that I do everything in the shadows
• Oldest: Perfect role model. Middle: Just someone in the background. Youngest: A shining star
• The youngest does something wrong, and it’s excused. I do something wrong, and it’s a lesson in life
• As the oldest, I have to be responsible for everyone else
• Middle child: Wins a medal. Mom: “Oh, look, you’re not the youngest!”
• The youngest breaks something, and mom buys them ice cream to “cheer them up”
• Oldest: Works hard. Parents: “Of course you do.” Youngest: Does nothing. Parents: “You’re the greatest!”
• The middle child gets stuck in the middle of everything and doesn’t get credit for their hard work.
• Middle child: Achieves something. Parents: “That’s nice, but have you seen your brother’s soccer game?”
• Oldest child: Gets praised for the tiniest success. Youngest: Gets praise for failing
• The middle child gets overlooked until they mess up
• The youngest is the family’s favorite; the oldest is the family’s second parent
• Middle child: Does something amazing. Parents: “Great, now what about the youngest?”
• As the oldest, I feel like I’m always being tested
• The youngest doesn’t even have to try and still gets praised
• Middle child: Never gets celebrated unless they do something drastic
• Oldest child: Works hard, but the youngest gets all the attention for minimal effort
• In the past, I didn’t understand why parents loved their youngest children so much; now I understand because they realize they don’t spend much time with them.

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Final Comments for the Report Card

• She responded to the middle child, instead of signing the adoption papers.
• It said “terrible” for the youngest child, lol.
• Just one B? Wow.
• The legend knows it’s re-uploaded.
• Let’s see which of them will be by HER side and take care of her when she gets old. Not her youngest son…
• Lil bro: “Now, can you sign this?” Mom: “Of course, sweetie.” Mom gets the adoption paper to sign.
• Literally when my grade is a B+: “I SHALL DESTROY MYSELF FOR BEING DUMB (for real though).”
• Little did the youngest child know, his mom was looking for the adoption papers.
• Lol, as the middle child, it was a win. I got no attention, and did whatever I wanted, except at dinner time. I used to eat the leftovers from the younger kid. He was asking for tasty things and left it clean.
• I as the oldest child, get all F’s.
• Me being so relatable to the middle child…
• Middle and oldest child: “Yeah, mom’s organs got us a lot of money, why did you ask?”
• The middle child finally got noticed for once.
• The middle child was very good at results.
• Middle child: “Sign my report card, mom.” Mom: “Who are you?”
• Mom acknowledged the middle child’s existence.
• Mom after getting “a pen”: “Where are the adoption papers?”
• Mom after going to get the pen: “I need to find the adoption papers.”
• Mom always gets angry with the oldest and the middle, but she forgets that they are the ones to help her in the future.
• Mom is like, “Where’s the adoption papers?”
• Mom is never mad at the youngest child.
• Mom thinks she is an old Egyptian king… cool.
• Mom will be confused when the youngest asks for bail from jail.
• Mom will find the secret paper of adoption.
• Mom: “I love my son equally.” Also, Mom: finds adoption papers.
• Mom: “Back in my day, I got a C- every time because it was technically passing.”
• Mom: “I’d rather send him to the adoption center.”
• Mom: “Worthless.” Me: “That’s the definition of you.”
• Mom: “You couldn’t do any better than your class, could you?” Middle child: “OMG FINALLY YOU ACKNOWLEDGE ME.”
• All the other middle children: “…lucky…”
• Mom’s helping the oldest child settle better!!!
• My mom always played as if the bad grades hurt her heart, so she never heard of them again. Less stress for both of us.
• My mom is so nice about my grades. I got a B+ and she passed it like it was an A+.
• My parents were more strict with me than my older siblings. They had to pull my parents back often.
• My youngest brother gets all F- and my mom gets happy.
• Nah, no one is immune to this, even the youngest.
• No way the middle child’s class average is A+. Most of the time, the class average is somewhere down in the C/D territory.
• No youngest child is a legend in the family.
• No, it’s too much… that’s not the case.
• Not fair! The youngest child should be scolded, MOM.
• Now give the middle child perfect grades and be above the class average.
• Now we know Phil Anselmo’s mom.
• Now you know why most leaders are the firstborn.
• If I had even a single A- on my report card, I would become depressed.
• Oh, “That’s the same.”
• Oh man, my mom was never like that.
• Okay, I’m the youngest child, but when I have a 16/20, she kills me.
• Old child: physical damage. Middle child: emotional damage. Youngest child: prize.
• Older child: “Don’t worry brother, I’ve gone through this!”
• Oldest: physical damage. Middle: mental damage. Youngest: no damage.
• Oldest and middle: calls CPS. CPS: “Open the ducking door.”
• Oldest child be like: —. Middle child be like: —. Young children are like: —.
• Oldest child expectation: A+. Middle child expectation: A+. Youngest child expectation: F-.
• Oldest child grade expectations: A- average, B- failing, C- get out of my house, D- I wish you weren’t my child, F- I’m putting you up for adoption.
• The oldest child is cute every country mom always be like…
• Oldest child percentage: None. Middle child percentage: None. Youngest child percentage: 95.
• The oldest child suffered physical damage. The middle child suffered critical emotional damage.
• Oldest child: Gets 9 A’s and gets one B. Mom thinks that he failed. Middle child: Gets 10 C’s. Mom thinks that he could’ve done better or worse. Youngest child: Gets 9 F’s and one D. Mom thinks that he succeeded.
• Oldest child: physical damage. Middle child: emotional damage. Youngest child: huge flaw & no damage.
• Oldest child: physical damage. Middle child: mentally damaged. Youngest child: no damage.
• Oldest child: when I was a small kid, I used to be treated so well.
• Oldest child (me): “Grandma, we gotta sign the adoption papers.” Grandma: “WHY?” Me: “She’s beating her kids for getting straight As.” Grandma: “OH RIGHT OK, I’M SIGNING.” Everyone knows she’s gonna find the adoption papers.
• Oldest child: physical damage. Middle child: emotional damage. Youngest child: no damage.
• Oldest sibling.
• Oldest: physical damage. Middle: emotional damage. Youngest: no damage.
• Oldest: physically. Middle: mentally. Youngest: nothing.
• OMG, that’s true unless your mother is being nice to you.
• Not fair. The oldest child and middle child were maltreated.
• Our house is different, bro.
• The pain of an older brother can be felt by him himself.
• Plot twist: She got the adoption paper.
• Plot twist: She is going to sign the adoption papers.
• Plot twist: Go to get the adoption papers.
• Plot twist: He was the smartest kid in the class, and every student calls his mom to say that her son is the best because they all got an F.
• Plot twist: Instead of signing the exam paper, she signs the adoption paper instead.
• Plot twist: Mom is going to grab a pen and take out her adoption papers.
• Plot twist: She signs the adoption card.
• Plot twist: The mom is signing the youngest child up for adoption instead.
• Plot twist: When she went to get the pen, she was calling the adoption center that she brought him from.
• Pro youngest child: Just ONE C- and she says “Well, at least you’re not failing English.” LIKE, WTH.
• Ryan: This is one B. My ears: This is one piece.
• Ryan’s parents: Get angry when they see B+. Asian parents: Getting angry when they see A instead of A+.
• The second child is an example of how villains are created.
• Seriously! Why do parents/moms always look at the bad grades but not the good ones?!
• She ain’t going to sign the report card; she is looking for her adoption papers.
• She has a favorite if that child doesn’t even need to get a pen for her.
• She’s going to go into the room and look for the adoption papers for the youngest child to send him back.
• She’s going to sign the adoption papers.
• She is going to be signing the little one for adoption.
• She probably went to get his adoption papers.
• She was happy with him before she looked at it.
• She won’t hurt the middle child physically but mentally.
• She’s not getting a pen; she’s getting adoption papers.
• Since my parents have two daughters, I, as the older one, get both older and middle-child treatment depending on my mother’s mood, lol.
• So true. Mother’s favorite phrase: “Good, but you could have done better.”
• So true… poor older and middle ones, come to Daddy, hug you both.
• Sure, let me get a pen, and then she goes and gets the adoption papers.
• That’s too cute!!
• That’s why I started pretending to fail.

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Positive & Negative Comments for Report Card

• Wait! Wait! NOO!
• Yeah, my mom never liked me after my report card.
• Here is the continuation of the list with the remaining items:
• Yeah, my mom used to say that no child was better than the other, but after seeing my youngest sibling, I’m starting to believe it.
• Yeah, that’s why the youngest always gets away with it.
• Yeah, well, that’s typical. The oldest is expected to be the perfect example, and the youngest gets spoiled.
• Yes, as the oldest, I can confirm: that no matter what grade I got, I was always the one in trouble.
• Yikes! That’s true for me. My mom never signed my papers unless they were perfect.
• You can tell who the favorite is just by how they treat the grades.
• You know your younger sibling is favored when they get away with everything and you get all the blame.
• You know you’re the middle child when you finally get noticed, but it’s for doing something wrong.
• You know you’re the oldest when you get yelled at for every little thing.
• You know you’re the youngest when your siblings are mad, but you’re still the one they protect.
• You’ll never understand the pain of being the middle child unless you’ve been one.
• You’ll never understand the privilege of being the youngest unless you’re the youngest.
• You’re lucky if you’re the youngest. Everything gets handed to you!
• You’re the one who suffers when you’re the oldest, having to set an example.
• “You’re lucky it’s not worse.” That’s how the youngest child gets off easy.
• “You’re the responsible one.” That’s how the oldest child gets burdened.
• “You’re the last one to get punished,” said no middle child ever.
• “Why can’t you be more like your older sibling?” The classic line for the youngest.
• “You know your place” — that’s the life of the oldest.
• “I’ll take care of this, it’s my turn” — the middle child trying to fix the mess made by the oldest and youngest.
• “I’m the oldest, and I have to deal with all the tough stuff.”
• “I’m the youngest, so I get all the perks, even if I mess up.”
• “I’m the middle child, so I don’t get attention until I do something wrong.”
• “I’m the youngest, and I always get away with things.”
• “I’ve always had to be the responsible one because I’m the oldest.”
• I’m the oldest, so I always have to lead by example.
• I’m the middle child, so I’ve been the quiet one my whole life.
• I’m the youngest, so I’ve been spoiled my entire life.
• It’s always the oldest who gets the most responsibility and the least recognition.
• It’s always the youngest who gets the most love and attention.
• It’s always the middle child who feels like they get ignored.
• If you’re the oldest, you know you’ve had it rough. No one else can understand.
• If you’re the middle child, you know you’re always stuck in between.
• If you’re the youngest, you know you’ve got it easy.
• I’m the oldest, and I’ve had to deal with all the stress and expectations.
• I’m the middle child, and I’ve had to fight for attention.
• I’m the youngest, and I’ve had it easy my whole life.
• It’s hard being the oldest because you always feel like you’re in charge.
• It’s tough being the middle child because you’re always overlooked.
• It’s so easy being the youngest because you always get away with everything.
• I’m the oldest, and I have to make all the decisions for the family.
• I’m the middle child, and I always feel like I have to prove myself.
• I’m the youngest, and I always get the best treatment from everyone.
• It’s hard being the firstborn because you have to set an example for everyone else.
• It’s tough being the middle child because you’re stuck in the middle.
• It’s easy being the youngest because you don’t have to worry about much.
• I’m the oldest, so I always feel like the pressure is on me.
• I’m the middle child, and I’ve learned how to be independent because I was always left to figure things out on my own.
• I’m the youngest, and I get all the attention because everyone thinks I’m cute.
• It’s tough being the firstborn because you’re expected to be perfect.
• It’s tough being the middle child because you never get the same amount of attention as the others.
• It’s easy being the youngest because you always get away with mistakes.
• Oldest child: always setting an example.
• Middle child: always fighting for attention.
• Youngest child: always getting the easiest treatment.
• The oldest child gets the pressure, the middle child gets the isolation, youngest child gets the perks.
• The oldest gets blamed, the middle gets ignored, youngest gets spoiled.
• The oldest gets the burden, the middle gets the neglect, youngest gets the favoritism.
• If you’re the middle child, you probably feel like you’re always left out.
• If you’re the oldest, you probably feel like you’re always being tested.
• If you’re the youngest, you probably feel like everything is handed to you.
• Here is the continuation of the list:
• If you’re the oldest, you probably feel like you have to be the responsible one.
• If you’re the middle child, you probably feel like you’re often overlooked.
• If you’re the youngest, you probably feel like you always get away with things.
• Being the oldest means always being the guinea pig for new rules.
• Being the middle child means constantly being compared to both older and younger siblings.
• Being the youngest means getting spoiled by everyone and having the least amount of responsibility.
• You know you’re the oldest when your younger siblings always come to you for advice.
• You know you’re the middle child when you’re the one who gets stuck doing all the chores.
• You know you’re the youngest when everyone in the family still treats you like a kid, even if you’re grown up.
• The oldest child always feels like they have to set an example, even when they’re just figuring things out.
• The middle child often feels like they’re in the shadows of the older and younger siblings.
• The youngest child always feels like they can get away with everything because they’re the baby.
• The oldest child gets the responsibility of leadership, even when they don’t want it.
• The middle child feels like they have to work harder to get noticed by their parents.
• The youngest child feels like they can do no wrong because they’re the “baby.”
• Being the oldest means you’re always the one expected to take the fall.
• Being the middle child means you always have to prove yourself.
• Being the youngest means you get away with anything because you’re the baby.
• If you’re the oldest, you probably feel like you have to always be the responsible one.
• If you’re the middle child, you probably feel like you’re always getting lost in the shuffle.
• If you’re the youngest, you probably feel like everything is given to you without question.
• As the oldest, you always feel like you’re the one who has to clean up everyone else’s mess.
• As the middle child, you always feel like you have to fight for attention.
• As the youngest, you always feel like you get off easy and don’t have to deal with the same rules.
• You know you’re the oldest when you feel like you have to be perfect for everyone else.
• You know you’re the middle child when you’re the one who’s forgotten during family events.
• You know you’re the youngest when everyone in the family is still treating you like a kid, no matter how old you are.
• The oldest child has to deal with the pressure of being a role model, even when they just want to be themselves.
• The middle child has to work hard to get the attention they need, as they’re often overlooked.
• The youngest child always feels like they get the most attention because they’re the “baby.”
• The oldest child often gets blamed for everything, even when it’s not their fault.
• The middle child often feels like they have to compete with both older and younger siblings for love and attention.
• The youngest child always feels like they get the most leniency from parents, no matter what they do.
• The oldest child feels like they’re expected to be perfect all the time.
• The middle child feels like they’re constantly trying to prove themselves to others.

Good Comments for Report Cards from the parents

• The youngest child feels like they get away with everything just because they’re the baby.
• The middle child feels like they always get stuck in the middle of everything and never gets to be the center of attention.
• The youngest child always gets the perks of being spoiled by everyone else.
• The oldest child gets all the responsibility, but the middle child has to deal with the drama.
• The youngest child gets the freedom to make mistakes, but the oldest child has to be perfect.
• The middle child feels like they’re constantly balancing between trying to be noticed and trying to avoid being the center of attention.
• The youngest child gets all the love, but they don’t have to work for it as much as the older ones.
• The oldest child has to break all the new ground, but the middle child gets stuck with the leftovers.
• The youngest child gets treated like the baby, even if they’re not the youngest anymore.
• The oldest child feels like they have to be the responsible one all the time, but the middle child feels like they can never catch a break.
• The youngest child gets the fun without the responsibility, but the oldest child gets the pressure without the rewards.
• The middle child often feels like they have to prove themselves because they’re neither the first nor the last.
• It matches with my mom.
• Almost failed in all subjects but a 95/mark was unbelievable.
• And that’s why you should be a single child, that way you’ll always be the younger child!
• As a middle child, I can confirm this.
• As the youngest child, I can confirm this is not true.
• As the youngest child, it changes if you’re in an Asian family.
• As the youngest, I dispute this. I still got the belt if I got anything even close to C. Meanwhile, my older siblings picked on me and called me spoiled. It’s like this video is what they THINK it was like for me, pffft NO.
• As an older brother, I can confirm that, although my brother has a medical condition, but still.
• As the youngest child, that’s wrong. I get compared to 60 other children and also an unpaid worker.
• As the youngest child, I unfortunately was not the youngest child in this case. I had to still get good grades. I was homeschooled though, so that was very cool 😀
• Asian parents have quite a twist.
• Asian value hit so hard hahaha.
• B5eo got f chains.
• Bro beat the oldest child even though he just got one B.
• Bro has all F’s.
• Bro, I have a younger brother and if he got those grades, then he will never be seen again by my mother.
• Bro, I like your video.
• Bro, I’m the middle child.
• Bro, if you’re failing at gymnastics, you know you’re cooked.
• Bro thinks if the oldest child fails in every subject.
• Bro, this is why TikTok gets banned.
• Bruh, this is not fair, man.
• Congratulations, NutshellAnimations has used this sound.
• The crazy thing is that the youngest doesn’t even get favorites, it’s the oldest.
• Did mom ignore the middle child and the older child? Is the middle child good?
• Different for me, I’m the youngest and had to be perfect in everything, but my oldest and older siblings got to do whatever they wanted. At least we were all good at school till I got tired of being compared to them and became a rebel. Now she calls me for everything.
• Dude, B+ is good.
• Exactly relatable, to me.
• Exactly… oldest child.
• Favoritism.
• Funny, how I am the youngest child in our family and I’m being treated like the oldest child.
• Give the middle a revenge arc.
• How did she talk to the middle child with a smile?
• How mom has the belt.
• I always get 100A+ because I’m studying. Math: 35B+, English: 94A+, Science: 60B+, Melayu: 78A, Pendidikan Islam: 79A, Bahasa Arab: 55B+. I’m eight years old. My school name is SK Seri Pinang.
• I am the oldest child and it’s so relatable.
• I am the oldest child and this was exactly my last report card. My mom’s reaction was priceless because my sister got straight A’s.
• I am the youngest child in my house, but I always get A+.
• I bet the mom just went to get the adoption papers for the youngest kid, not a pen.
• I feel guilty for being the youngest child.
• I feel the oldest are the smartest as their arrival was celebrated like nobody else’s. All the pampering, my dad was always giving attention to my elder sister since my arrival so that she wouldn’t get upset, and in that process, he completely ignored me.
• I got a 33 on my math test. The funny part is that wasn’t the worst.
• I have no siblings.
• I think you should get “F” because “F” stands for fantastic.
• I thought she was gonna get the adoption papers.
• I would do anything for that grade! Only one B.
• I’d say that the oldest and youngest are reversed. Especially when you apply it to the Simpsons family and Family Guy’s family.
• I’m like the oldest child and youngest child combined here (I’m the only one). Like the oldest: I’d mostly get good grades. And like the youngest: my parents are proud. (Now I know why I am happy being the only child, but like I do suffer things from each child all at once).
• I’m really glad I don’t have siblings…
• I’m the youngest child. My mom got so mad when she saw a C+ in English.
• In Egypt, mothers’ weapon is shoes and slippers.
• In the middle child, when she saw my report card, she was like, “Wow, it’s great.”
• It’s just the opposite in my house.
• Justice for the middle child.
• Looks like Bro didn’t visit India.
• Me: It’s just 1 B. Mom: Yeah, it’s 1 Beat.
• Me: Mom, I want cookies. Mom: Okay, sweetheart.
• Middle and oldest child’s reaction is…
• The middle child is lucky.
• Middle child! 🫡
• Middle children, what have you done wrong?
• Mom: I need to find adoption papers.
• Mom: I’m very happy for you, my son. (The oldest child gets very happy.) Mom: Well, I’m also telling you that you are perfect for the exam. (Middle also gets happy.) Mom: You are a failure, and you’re getting held back in class 3. (Youngest gets sad.)
• Mommy lost it.
• Most normal Asian grades.
• My brother gets A’s and B’s and never gets beaten.
• My brother got $0, and I got $45.
• My mom is also obsessed with me.
• My mom always does that to me when I would get low grades on my test.
• My mom screamed at my brother for having the sh— best handwriting in existence, and he was crying.
• My mother is fully opposite of this.
• My mum doesn’t care what we get. She says it doesn’t matter what you get as long as you’re okay.
• Nah, for real, this is me right now! I got all A’s and ONE FN D in math.
• Not “failing English.”
• Not gonna lie, the mom is being unfair. She needs to be grateful.
• Oldest child: I can be 200% sure B was for Language.
• Or, if you’re the oldest of two, you get both the physical and emotional damage! Lucky me!
• Some of the youngest children in families are poor. 🫤
• That’s not entirely true because I used to get ignored every time, even as the youngest child.
• All moms are the same.
• All of them, except Messi.
• American moms still need to show respect to their kids. What we saw in this video was child abuse, which is a crime.
• This is why people grow up with issues.
• Anyway, I was almost at the top of my class, but my mom still said, “Why can’t you be at the top of the class?” She didn’t just say this once (I’m Asian).
• As a kid who got all F’s, I just want to say… I should have tried harder. I’m better than that.
• As the oldest child, I agree.
• In my home, if I get good grades but my older brother gets bad grades, I still get scolded.

Funny Comments for Report Card

• B stands for “STOOPID.”
• Bruh, she went all “Asian mom” on the oldest kid for a B. My mom is okay with B’s.
• Bruh, that’s so unfair. I once got an A- in Math in 8th grade, and my parents didn’t speak to me for a week!
• Bruuuuuu….
• I’m the youngest kid, but the situation at home is the opposite.
• In my house, it’s just the opposite.
• Can you do it backward? Like:
• Oldest: Mom says “amazing” for A’s and B’s, but one C and you’re sleeping outside.
• Middle: Can drop out of school, and Mom won’t be mad but will even support you.
• Youngest: Mom says she didn’t even want you and tells you you were a mistake.
• Please like; I want him to see this.
• Child abuse is crazy.
• I think my brother and I swapped roles. He gets average grades, and I get the best grades.
• Did you know about the TV show Thanos?
• Does anyone else think he’s a middle child?
• Don’t use “Yippie”; that’s our thing.
• Fair enough, the youngest child’s class average is also F.
• Favoritism.
• Finally, the middle child is not ignored.
• Guess what? The mom went to find adoption papers!
• Ha, Mom praises the youngest child even when the oldest kid fails.
• He always gets the youngest and oldest child mixed up, except I didn’t get any B’s, which, by the way, is inexcusable.
• Hey, Ryan, can you please make a video where the oldest child gets an A+ in every subject, and the mom is shocked?
• Huh, I’m the youngest, but I have the highest score among my siblings.
• I always get A+ in every subject, but my mom gets angry because I’m not the top student in my class.
• As a middle child in my family, I feel invisible even though I’m the smartest of my siblings. When I get the best grades, they congratulate me, and the next day, I’m ignored again.
• I am the oldest one.
• I am the middle child.
• I am the youngest, and I wish this stereotype were true.
• I can relate.
• I freaking hate these stereotypes (I’m a middle child).
• I got an F and an A.
• I have to be the middle child, don’t I?
• I hope you didn’t hurt the cameraman. Don’t worry; I’ll call 911. The ambulance is on the way.
• I know how it feels because I’m the youngest child.
• I like this.
• I begin to hate parents like this.
• I thought she was mad because he got an A and not a B.
• I went to school one day—maybe it was the weekend or just yesterday.
• I’m always getting B’s and A’s.
• I’m happy and sad because I have no brothers or sisters.
• I’m my mom’s oldest child, and if I get a B, she tells me I did my best. She never punishes me for bad grades.
• I’m surprised you didn’t make a bad English-speaking joke.
• I’m that smart baby.
• I’m the eldest child.
• I’m the middle child out of five kids, and this isn’t true in our family.
• I’m the youngest child, and at this point, I get very good grades.
• If I got a C in Math, my mom would be proud because I’m horrible at Math.
• If I were the mom, I’d say “Good job” to the oldest and middle child, but I’d punish the youngest.
• I’m the only child, so I can’t relate.
• I’m the youngest child, but these things don’t happen in my family.
• Inequality.
• It doesn’t matter if you have straight A’s. What matters is your hard work.
• It’s the other way around for me. I’m the youngest, and I get punished if I don’t have straight A’s.
• Look at the youngest child’s report card. It says “95% terrible” because the grades are F’s and one C-. Mom: “At least you’re not failing English.”
• Middle-child stereotypes are the worst.
• Moms these days never listen!
• My mom doesn’t do this to the youngest kid.
• My mom treats me and my sister equally.
• My parents don’t necessarily care as long as my grades are above a D.
• Of course, the oldest child gets punished for not being perfect, and the youngest is praised for doing nothing.
• That’s not the type of family I have. Ours is reversed, and it’s awful.
• The first time I got a B, I cried. My mom said no one’s perfect and rewarded me for every A I had.
• Villains aren’t born; they’re made. Example: The middle child.
• Why is the youngest child not in trouble for failing classes?
• With my family, I would’ve been punished for an F.
• Yes, this is real!
• The youngest children in Indian households get all the praise.
• That’s so true! 🎯
• This mom is so unfair. The oldest and middle children got great grades, but the youngest is failing classes. Agree if you think this too! 🤷‍♂️
• The youngest child logic doesn’t work in India. 🇮🇳
• True story – it happens. ✅
• Villains are not born; they are made. Example: the middle child. 🦹‍♂️
• We all know what’s going to happen next. 🤦
• Well, that’s not the case in our house. I’m the oldest and get really good grades, the middle one gets passing grades, and my youngest sister gets excellent grades. 🎓
• When they grow up and enter society to work, the oldest and middle children will still be tortured by egotistical, spoiled, sociopathic youngest siblings who don’t know how to do anything. 😤
• Who noticed the ‘terrible’ in the paper? 👀

Comments for Report Card Kindergarten

• The oldest child gets scolded for one B.
• The youngest gets praised for bad grades.
• The middle child feels ignored despite good grades.
• B stands for “beat” in some households.
• I’m the youngest and get the best grades.
• My mom would ignore me if I got an A.
• Only the youngest gets praised, no matter the grades.
• My mom was shocked when I got an A+.
• As the oldest, I always felt under pressure.
• The oldest gets punished, the middle child gets ignored, youngest is praised.
• My parents don’t care as long as I pass.
• I got a B, and Mom was disappointed.
• Only the youngest gets praised for doing nothing.
• My older siblings always get punished for my mistakes.
• Mom treats me differently since I’m the youngest.
• I failed, but Mom doesn’t care.
• The middle child gets all A’s but is ignored anyway.
• Mom praises my sibling but ignores my success.
• I’m the oldest, but always treated unfairly.
• As the youngest, I can’t do wrong.
• Being the middle child is rough, and always invisible.
• My mom praises me, even with bad grades.
• I wish my mom cared as much about me.
• I get praised for doing the least, unfair.
• All kids, no matter what grades, get treated the same.
• My mom was furious with my one B.
• The youngest always gets the praise, no matter what.
• As the oldest, I can never be good enough.
• Getting an A is expected, anything less is a problem.
• My sibling gets rewarded for failing subjects.
• I’m always the one getting punished for mistakes.
• The middle child gets no praise despite good grades.
• My mom didn’t speak to me for a week after A-.
• I’m the youngest but always do my best in school.
• In my house, getting a B means disappointment.
• I was the middle child but treated like the youngest.
• My sibling fails, yet gets all the praise.
• Mom praises the youngest child, no matter what happens.
• The middle child gets left out, no matter their achievements.
• Mom always expects me to be perfect, with no room for error.
• The oldest child is punished for one B, youngest gets praised.
• My middle sibling gets praised but still feels invisible.
• My mom treats me like I’m invisible at times.
• The youngest always gets away with everything, unfair.
• It feels like I’ll never meet my parents’ expectations.
• I am the oldest but treated as the middle.
• My parents don’t care as long as I’m passing.
• I get scolded for anything below an A.
• I’m the youngest, but always get the best grades.
• My oldest sibling gets punished for one bad grade.

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